Lemmy
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 day ago

Jump on in.

mander.xyz

external-link
message-square
43
fedilink
335
external-link

Jump on in.

mander.xyz

fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 day ago
message-square
43
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • EldenLord@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    6
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    16 hours ago

    injecting a cock

    Freaky

  • whatyoube@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    15
    ·
    21 hours ago

    Actually, people use nettle bouquets to beat themselves with in sauna. It has a pain relieving effect for rheumatic and nerve pain. Only younger nettles are used which are gathered in may-june. You first dip them in hot water for 1 minute, then 3 minutes cold water, then 1 minute hot again and 3 minutes cold. Then it is ready to be used for spanking in the sauna. It feels like all of your skin has an orgasm, pretty wild.

    • fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      17 hours ago

      I have a nerve injury and damn, I need more sauna. This sounds fantastic lol.

  • Saleh@feddit.org
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    40
    ·
    1 day ago

    Serotonin can’t past the blood-brain barrier.

    You have two serotonin households and it serves different regulation purposes in your body and brain.

    • lime!@feddit.nu
      cake
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      30
      ·
      1 day ago

      so jump head first

      • dustycups@aussie.zone
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        14
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        22 hours ago

      • hanke@feddit.nu
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        11
        ·
        1 day ago

        brain first

  • Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    94
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    1 day ago

    You had me at “injecting a cock-”

    • BarticusR@feddit.uk
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      17 hours ago

      Username checks out.

  • brokenlcd@feddit.it
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    93
    ·
    1 day ago

    Small remider than when injected, serotonin basically overdrives pain receptors. That’s why it’s in there. It won’t make you happy. It will make you feel even more in hell. (I know it’s a joke. But come on i couldn’t resist)

    • Setarkus.MX@mander.xyz
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      29
      ·
      1 day ago

      That’s the neat part about this community, getting to see memes and seeing additional information in the comments :D

    • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      47
      ·
      1 day ago

      Can’t have science_memes without science. 🫡

    • xylol@leminal.space
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      35
      ·
      1 day ago

      It will make you feel

      At least its something

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        1 day ago

        🎵 I hurt myself today to see if I still feel 🎵

    • BennyInc@feddit.org
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      1 day ago

      Would it be possible to genetically engineer nettles which inject helpful or recreational drugs in small doses instead of itchy stuff?

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        7
        ·
        1 day ago

        Possible? Maybe. 🤷

        Ethical? Possibly. 🤷

        Legal? Not in a million years 😔

        • Opisek@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          6
          ·
          1 day ago

          To quote a very wise man:

          When there’s no cops around, anything’s legal. ~ Grunkle Stan

  • Zerush@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    12
    ·
    1 day ago

    Not a good idea to confuse Nettles with a fucking Cactus

    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      16 hours ago

      Not a safe idea. Which makes it great entertainment.

    • Chakravanti@monero.town
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      17 hours ago

      Depends who you’re talking to.

  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    16
    ·
    1 day ago

    The serotonin keeps you from acclimating to the pain.

  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    1 day ago

    Wait till you hear about Gympie gympie plant, which is related to stinging nettle but on steroids, and is more potent

  • Goodman@discuss.tchncs.de
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    17 hours ago

    Oldy goldy for those who don’t know the video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSJCMkUa9Y

  • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    32
    ·
    1 day ago

    A botany teacher I once had would rub her hands with nettles every morning to help with her arthritis. She said the increased blood flow from the inflammation helped somehow. Reminds me of the people who get stung by bees to help with MS.

    • cokeslutgarbage@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      10
      ·
      23 hours ago

      It’s called urtification (after the latin for nettles, Urtica dioica) , and humans have been doing it forever for exactly the reasons she mentioned.

    • Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      1 day ago

      You body will acclimate to the feeling after repeated exposure.

      My partner spent so many years removing nettle from wetland restoration sites that she doesn’t even feel it anymore.

    • GingaNinga@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      15
      ·
      1 day ago

      formic acid is also a rapid fixitive and decalcifier. We use it to treat bones to make them softer for histology so we can slice them into 4um cross sections (thats how microscope slides are made, then we stain them with pretty colours)

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        1 day ago

        Bad news for vegan microbiologists, I guess 🤷

        • GingaNinga@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          6
          ·
          23 hours ago

          In general Its nearly impossible to do vegan microbiology, everything contains animal products. mouse/goat/rabbit antibodies, bacterial culture plates require nutrients and they’re usually sheep or horse blood-based. Even cell cultures are technically live organisms, but so are plants I suppose.

        • GingaNinga@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          23 hours ago

          my boss is vegan actually lol. i guess its like penance.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      1 day ago

      So she was literally fighting inflammation with inflammation? That’s either badass, stupid, or both 😄

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    14
    ·
    1 day ago

    I heard it can be made into a pesto-like dip

    • Slovene@feddit.nl
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      13
      ·
      1 day ago

      And cooked like spinach. And made into a tea.

    • Aquila@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      1 day ago

      Spicy pesto

      • dumples@midwest.social
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        21 hours ago

        Any processing removed the stinging. They are a real super super food high in pretty much every vitamin and mineral. I drink nettle tea often in the winter

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        1 day ago

        That’s my stripper name

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    15
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    edit-2
    1 day ago

    I sat on a nettle accidentally once in my 20’s and now I never sit down on the ground outside. I’d rather deal with a broken bone, tbh.

    • icelimit@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      10
      ·
      1 day ago

      It’s because of things like this I don’t go outside. Outside is scary. Cave. Safe.

      • fireweed@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        16 hours ago

        inb4 this user reads up on indoor air pollutants

    • xylol@leminal.space
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      11
      ·
      1 day ago

      Do you normally just back it up until you feel something to sit on?

      • slothrop@lemmy.ca
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        9
        ·
        1 day ago

        Are you needling them?

  • digger@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    1 day ago

    The nettles make me think happy times.

  • Bonus@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    1 day ago

    Nettles Cholla or something else more hardcore.

Science Memes@mander.xyz

science_memes@mander.xyz

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]

Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!

A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.



Rules

  1. Don’t throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
  2. Keep it rooted (on topic).
  3. No spam.
  4. Infographics welcome, get schooled.

This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.



Research Committee

  • [email protected]

Other Mander Communities

Science and Research

  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]

Biology and Life Sciences

  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • !reptiles and [email protected]

Physical Sciences

  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]

Humanities and Social Sciences

  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]

Practical and Applied Sciences

  • !exercise-and [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • !self [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]

Memes

  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]

Miscellaneous

  • [email protected]
  • [email protected]
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 2.69K users / day
  • 6.76K users / week
  • 11.9K users / month
  • 24.8K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 16.3K subscribers
  • 5.28K Posts
  • 121K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Salamander@mander.xyz
  • fossilesque@mander.xyz
  • SciBot@mander.xyz
  • fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com
  • BE: 0.19.9
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org