What, admit they already shit the bed letting him near the office in the first place? Nearly wiping out humanity with his idiot COVID plans? Staging a no-shit-for-reals Stupid-as-Fuck coup attempt, and then stealing national secrets to sell, and doing it AGAIN while they looked on like the dead-eyed zombie stenographer slaves of republiQan corporate news sewer overlords that they are? That?
Nah, they’re not gonna do that. Just keep pumping out the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ articles, they’ll get enough clicks to sell trucks and drugs.
What, admit they already shit the bed letting him near the office in the first place? Nearly wiping out humanity with his idiot COVID plans? Staging a no-shit-for-reals Stupid-as-Fuck coup attempt, and then stealing national secrets to sell, and doing it AGAIN while they looked on like the dead-eyed zombie stenographer slaves of republiQan corporate news sewer overlords that they are? That?
Nah, they’re not gonna do that. Just keep pumping out the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ articles, they’ll get enough clicks to sell trucks and drugs.
You’re wrong! He’s not shitting the bed!
He’s simply filling his trousers at random intervals.
s/random/frequent