My wife thinks I’m the only person who would even think that.
She’s a Buff Orpington, and all of our other hens have pun names like “Annie Yolkly”, “Stevie Chicks”, “Ruth Bader Ginsbird”, “Princess Layer”, etc…which makes it even worse.
My wife thinks I’m the only person who would even think that.
She’s a Buff Orpington, and all of our other hens have pun names like “Annie Yolkly”, “Stevie Chicks”, “Ruth Bader Ginsbird”, “Princess Layer”, etc…which makes it even worse.
Well, since jokes get funnier as you explain them, prepare for a hilarious adventure.
OP states that he thinks Chloe is inappropriate.
Why though. Chloe is a perfectly cromulent name.
The other chicken’s names are puns related to Stevie Chicks is a pun on Stevie Nicks, Princess Layer is a pun on Princess Layer.
Of course, this isn’t too hard to see.
Still, why does OP think Chloe is inappropriate?
Chloe is similar sounding to a chicken’s (cloaca)[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloaca]. A comedian might call it a pussy-dick-butt.
Do you see how hilarious it is now that I’ve explained the joke. Gafaw gafaw.
Only needs a couple thousand words more to be a feathery chicken story.
Damn, that is funny.