• corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    3 days ago

    Guns are for punks. Fight with your hands or GTFO.

    (I’d PPV that all day. It’s like watching parkour YouTubes, just screaming and damage everywhere.)

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      Human hands are shit compared to what everything else has, at least allow them to use our oldest and arguably best tool. Spear hunting alone still carries a shit tonne of risk unless you are going after fish and even then watch your foot. Id watch one of this dipshits fumble with a spear for 4 minutes before getting ripped apart, it’d be like mixing slapstick with gladiatorial games.

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          While I’m sure you could find some rural folks who would do that happily, after all one of my kinsmen likes to hunt bore with knives before he sells it in his shop. We need to give these profligates fucks the illusion they have a chance, I want them to have hope before they get gored.