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Genius!
Degens will say this is a win win scenario
This is a win win scenario
Jokes on you, I don’t have a waifu. That would mean I have a 50% chance of becoming nothing.
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Embrace the Void.
Maybe 100% chance.
If I were the genie, I’d say that by instantiating your waifu, which doesn’t exist, you’ve instantiated true nothingness into the universe, which can’t coexist with existence, so you’ve destroyed everything, including me (the genie). 50% chance of sweet, sweet freedom for me, 100% chance for you.
If I become my waifu, do I cease to be real?
That was my first thought!
If not, then the premise should really be: “your Waifu becomes real, but there’s a 50% chance you are the one becoming your Waifu”.
Worth it.
I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.
I’m so sorry that happened to you
Top tier trolling right there
That I grew up not obsessed with anime? Nah it’s been fine.
It helped me get a real live wife.
No, that you’re a 38 year old man
As a 40 year old man, this was very funny
c:
Is your wife not your waifu? Does your wife know you arnt actually married?
I’m a 30 year old woman, I just have an ordinary wife
So you either get nothing or you cease to exist.
I see no downside to this whatsoever, either way something’s going in my ass
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My wife says she wins either way.
The small print here is that if you become your waifu it’s just that you are eternally trapped as a body pillow for some creepy dude that fucks you and lets the cum dry up and flake off naturally.
It’s a yes or no question bud
fuck you
If I pressed the button you would
sure.
the character in the photo is from the porn game Another Chance
A connoisseur, I see
Literally who would say no to that? Win either way
I’m happily married, so my wife is real. I’m not really sure how to interpret waifu in my scenario. There’s not like one particular fictional character I like above others. Maybe Catra from She-Ra? So, if she became real it’s not really like I’d be able to pursue her since I’m married. If I turned into her that would be terrifying because I would be a cat person with ears and a tail.
If I could know who my waifu is before pushing the button I would consider it, but if I don’t then there’s no way. The chances of being turned into something that’s not human are too high. Like what if the “true waifu of my heart” is a succubus or something? How am I gonna live in society not looking like a person? That’s sort of terrifying.
Just to make the discussion more interesting and less about a weird meta analysis, let’s assume my waifu is a human person. Let’s assume it’s a woman. I’m open to the idea of a 50% chance of turning into a woman I find very attractive. I don’t really have gender dysphoria, but there are a lot of things about my body I find unattractive that really bother me.
Reminds me of the bisexual awakening a lot of people have where they see people of their gender and mistakes their attraction to them as wanting to look more like them.
I had sort of the opposite as a trans lesbian. I thought that I was just really attracted to girls, but it turns out some of that was me wanting to be like them.
Not that shitty porn game ad. I had to block the guy on Reddit, because he spammed it everywhere and now I gotta see this shit on lemmy too.
Wait, have I missed some internet porn lore?
That character is from the game Another Chance, which in the grand scheme of porn games is pretty decent. Now that’s primarily because 90% of porn games suck, but I digress. The guy who makes the game likes to promote it anywhere he can on Reddit with memes like this one, or other pretty basic memes but replaced with characters from the game. Then when people ask who the characters are he can shill
I don’t find it to be any worse than onlyfans promo, but I like porn games 🤷
Honestly I can kinda respect advertising that goes for a slow play and isn’t overtly in your face.
Well, like the onlyfans girls a lot of places have rules against direct self promotion. So you can post nudes, have links to onlyfans in your profile, but can’t make a post directly to onlyfans. So this guy does basically the same thing, I don’t know how noble he actually is
Ah, okay the reaction makes sense then. I honestly just took it as a shitpost.
As someone who’s never had that much interest in the genre it didn’t immediately scream porn game to me. Could just as well have been a Jehovas Witnesses cartoon.
Devious double misdirect guerrilla advertising. Well done.
