• humorlessrepost@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      6 days ago

      Maybe 100% chance.

      If I were the genie, I’d say that by instantiating your waifu, which doesn’t exist, you’ve instantiated true nothingness into the universe, which can’t coexist with existence, so you’ve destroyed everything, including me (the genie). 50% chance of sweet, sweet freedom for me, 100% chance for you.

  • JackbyDev@programming.devEnglish
    5·
    6 days ago

    I’m happily married, so my wife is real. I’m not really sure how to interpret waifu in my scenario. There’s not like one particular fictional character I like above others. Maybe Catra from She-Ra? So, if she became real it’s not really like I’d be able to pursue her since I’m married. If I turned into her that would be terrifying because I would be a cat person with ears and a tail.

    If I could know who my waifu is before pushing the button I would consider it, but if I don’t then there’s no way. The chances of being turned into something that’s not human are too high. Like what if the “true waifu of my heart” is a succubus or something? How am I gonna live in society not looking like a person? That’s sort of terrifying.

    Just to make the discussion more interesting and less about a weird meta analysis, let’s assume my waifu is a human person. Let’s assume it’s a woman. I’m open to the idea of a 50% chance of turning into a woman I find very attractive. I don’t really have gender dysphoria, but there are a lot of things about my body I find unattractive that really bother me.

  • JackbyDev@programming.devEnglish
    61·
    6 days ago

    Reminds me of the bisexual awakening a lot of people have where they see people of their gender and mistakes their attraction to them as wanting to look more like them.

    • Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      2·
      5 days ago

      I had sort of the opposite as a trans lesbian. I thought that I was just really attracted to girls, but it turns out some of that was me wanting to be like them.

  • 𒉀TheGuyTM3𒉁@lemmy.ml
    2·
    6 days ago

    Lose lose scenario.

    Either i become pretty, and cool, and I get kidnapped by the US army for being a potential biological weapon, tortured, and cut in pieces.

    Or my waifu becomes real, and get kidnapped by the US army for being a potential biological weapon, and i get interroged, isolated and tortured on how i got contact with this entity.

    So i prefer that my waifu stays imaginary. Can’t be different and live quietly, on this world 😔

  • SektorC@discuss.tchncs.de
    3·
    7 days ago

    OK. Apparently this is advertising for a bad video game. The first thought I had about it: How is it regulated with the papers? Are they magically changed to female too? Or will I have to go through a bureaucratic odyssey?

  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
    3·
    7 days ago

    Where’s that comic about “suddenly, you become your fursona” and the dude quits his job to start his onlyfans? That’s extremely relevant here