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minus-squarepelya@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·5 days agoJust leave it on the stove on maximum heat for one hour after each use, then chip off the carbonized chunks of asphalt that you’ve just created. 100% sterilized, no washing required, and smells just like your big bad diesel pickup exhaust.
minus-squareNot_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·5 days agoYou forgot the first step of turning off your smoke alarm, and also leaving the room unless your a pack a day smoker with lungs of steel
minus-squareKorhaka@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoDon’t have a smoke alarm in the kitchen so its ok.
minus-squareAjen@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 days agoEh, just turn up your stereo and open a window. You’ll get used to the smoke.
minus-squaresteeznson@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoSeriously, what’s with posters these days! I used to smoke 20 pans a day in the 90s
Just leave it on the stove on maximum heat for one hour after each use, then chip off the carbonized chunks of asphalt that you’ve just created. 100% sterilized, no washing required, and smells just like your big bad diesel pickup exhaust.
You forgot the first step of turning off your smoke alarm, and also leaving the room unless your a pack a day smoker with lungs of steel
Don’t have a smoke alarm in the kitchen so its ok.
Eh, just turn up your stereo and open a window. You’ll get used to the smoke.
Seriously, what’s with posters these days! I used to smoke 20 pans a day in the 90s