• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 days ago

    Then, suddenly, Diogenes appears, plucks every feather from the duck, shoves it into the faces of those sitting on the bench, screams ‘This is no bird, behold, a man!’, laughs manically, shits in the duck pond, runs away.

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        After shitting in the duck pond and fleeing, he returns to his tiny home:

        A fuck-off huge, old wine barrel.

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      I read “shoves it into the faces…” as “shaves it into the faces…” and the horror of the scenario was amplified as I imagined a crazed, naked, Greek witling a duck into some kind of fleshy Mount Rushmore.