• mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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    3 days ago

    which strongly implies that ducks are not in fact birds

    Well, duh. Birds aren’t real, they’re drones made by the government. But who in the hell would make a duck-shaped drone? That’s absolutely absurd

    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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      2 days ago

      Well now it makes sense that there’s duck drones… They can fly, swim, get closer to people than other “birds”… If you feed one once & it comes back, you think it remembered the food, not that it’s conducting further information gathering.

      It’s conspiracies all the way down!