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In a letter to Congress, the lawyer for Jeffrey Epstein’s convicted co-conspirator says clemency would allow her to talk to lawmakers.

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  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish
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    Source: https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/07/the-100-names-ghislaine-maxwell-named-as-being-on-the-epstein-list

    • Barack Obama
    • Definitely NOT Donald Trump, of whom Jeffrey Epstein often said “I wish Donald Trump would stop foiling my plans to do pedophile crimes!”
    • Bill Clinton
    • Hillary Clinton
    • Chelsea Clinton
    • Socks the cat
    • Rosie O’Donnell
    • Stephen Colbert
    • Rachel Maddow
    • Barack Hussein Obama
    • Joe Biden
    • Hunter Biden
    • Joe Biden’s wife
    • Justin Trudeau
    • Mark Carney
    • Trey Parker
    • Matt Stone
    • Cartman from South Park
    • the starting lineup of the 2018 Philadelphia Eagles who refused to come to the White House
    • Barack Obama
    • Liz Cheney
    • Robert Mueller
    • everyone that works at NPR
    • Kamala Harris
    • woke Superman
    • Nancy Pelosi
    • Jack Smith
    • Mark Milley
    • Letitia James
    • Adam Schiff
    • Anderson Cooper
    • you guessed it… Barack Obama
    • Elmo
    • John Bolton
    • Anthony Fauci
    • Seth Meyers
    • Jimmy Kimmel
    • Michelle Obama
    • also Barack Obama
    • Kristen Stewart
    • George W. Bush
    • Dick Cheney
    • the woke Pope
    • Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was a major Epstein co-conspirator from 1995-99
    • Bruce Springsteen
    • Taylor Swift
    • Beyoncé
    • Chris Christie
    • Bono
    • Oprah Winfrey
    • “Barry O”, aka, Barack Obama
    • James Comey
    • Warionald Trump, evil twin of Donald Trump who is often mistaken for him in photographs
    • Sonia Sotomayor
    • that nerd Ezra Klein
    • Prince Andrew (some of these have to be real)
    • Whoever discontinued St. Tropez Orange Spray Tan No. 4
    • Central Park Five #1
    • Central Park Five #2
    • Central Park Five #3
    • Central Park Five #4
    • Central Park Five #5
    • Leona Helmsley
    • Stephen King
    • Stormy Daniels
    • E. Jean Carroll
    • Tony Schwartz
    • Alec Baldwin
    • the guy who played Biff Tannen in Back To The Future Part II
    • Ivana Trump
    • the cast of Saturday Night Live circa 2016-2025
    • Jon Leibowitz, aka “Jon Stewart”
    • Bill Gates
    • Anthony Blinken
    • Mike Pompeo
    • Adam Kinzinger
    • everyone who ever attended Harvard University
    • Kilmar Abrego Garcia
    • Barack Obama
    • Barack Obama
    • Barack Obama
    • Barack Obama
    • Barack Obama
    • Barack Obama
    • Barack Obama
    • Barack Obama
    • Barack Obama
    • Barack Obama
    • Alan Dershowitz, but actually