In Amsterdam, I just had to put my feet (with shoes on) through a machine that took a second or two
no need to take off the shoe
Then I was given a little question and answer, the Danish (*I’m an idiot Dutch… y’all look the same to me anyway) officer looked me up and down and then let me board the plane. I felt much more sure that they were being diligent and actually screening people, unlike TSA that always feels like security theater.
Especially when they decide they need to pat you down and then actually move your dick “to be sure I wasn’t hiding anything”
Like thanks for thinking my dick is so big I am actually hiding something but come on… you just wanted to get a feel of my cock Mr TSA
It’s significantly more likely that someone is hiding stuff up their ass. Not super easy to check that I’d imagine. They probably miss tons of stuff like that.
In Düsseldorf, after the full body scan and scan of my bags, I still had to take of my shoes, put them in a box, they scanned said box with shoes and after as I was putting on my shoes, using the metal seat to lift my feet, they complained about that because people sit there. Which is a fair point, but holy shit was I pissed off at the time. I hate that airport.
In Amsterdam, I just had to put my feet (with shoes on) through a machine that took a second or two
no need to take off the shoe
Then I was given a little question and answer, the Danish (*I’m an idiot Dutch… y’all look the same to me anyway) officer looked me up and down and then let me board the plane. I felt much more sure that they were being diligent and actually screening people, unlike TSA that always feels like security theater.
Especially when they decide they need to pat you down and then actually move your dick “to be sure I wasn’t hiding anything”
Like thanks for thinking my dick is so big I am actually hiding something but come on… you just wanted to get a feel of my cock Mr TSA
I’ve got nothing to hide ;)…
Upvoted for the Danish officer in Amsterdam!
Upvoted for touching dick story
We are not the same
Agent Richard Fondler strikes again
It’s significantly more likely that someone is hiding stuff up their ass. Not super easy to check that I’d imagine. They probably miss tons of stuff like that.
In Düsseldorf, after the full body scan and scan of my bags, I still had to take of my shoes, put them in a box, they scanned said box with shoes and after as I was putting on my shoes, using the metal seat to lift my feet, they complained about that because people sit there. Which is a fair point, but holy shit was I pissed off at the time. I hate that airport.
In Poland i could just walk through a scanner without stopping and that was enough