- Omg Elrond, you can’t just ask a hobbit why he’s short. 
- “No, I mean what does it stand for?” - “Well, you’d hardly be able to see him if he didn’t.” 
- Gandalf is an Elvish as a Second Language learner so you have to give him some leeway. - Gandalf spoke Elvish before the Elves were around. - Gandalf came to middle earth in the third age. He spoke Maiar when he came to middle earth. The elves came in the first age. - Gandalf participated in the Ainulindalë as a Maiar. Just because he wasn’t on Middle Earth doesn’t mean he couldn’t speak (i.e. understand and communicate in) Elvish (in this case Quenya). - No one said he couldn’t speak elvish. Just that it wasn’t his mother tongue. That’s what “…as a second language learner” means. That the person isn’t a native speaker so they may sometimes be confused by phrases and think they are meant literally instead of as an idiom. Or they might confuse one meaning of a word for another. As someone who speaks another language, trust me when I say that it can be a constant problem. - I didn’t claim that Gandalf spoke Quenya as his mother tongue, merely that the concept of second languages doesn’t really make sense when talking about immortal gods. - Secondly, are you an American by any chance? 
 
 
 
 
 
- What’s E.T. short for? - ‘Cuz he’s got little legs 
- “Look Gandalf, I went into Mirkwood and chopped down this tree!” - “Splendid, Frodo. Are you going to put it up yourself?” - “No, I was thinking the garden.” 
- He hasn’t had any entdraught yet 
- His full name is Big Pippin’ 
- It’d be funnier if it was Gandalf asking why he’s short and Bilbo answering. 
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