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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

No wonder people were hoarding it during COVID

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No wonder people were hoarding it during COVID

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    You know you’re clean when there’s no poo on the paper.

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        If my arm was constantly covered by two layers of fabric this comic might have a point.

        Also, just using a bidet is like washing your car just by hosing it off. Sometimes you need a good scrub.

        Also, the appropriate thing to do would be to use soap and water.

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          I don’t think anyone “just” uses a bidet. I follow up with a couple wipes, it’s just more a finishing move than the whole strategy.

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            Which brings me back to the problem of TP lint on a wet ass

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              Never had a problem. Lint on a dry ass was always way worse.

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                Our experiences are diametrically opposed

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                  Maybe you’re pressing too hard?

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                    Without water I can press a lot harder.

                    Once the toilet paper gets wet it shreds like, well, wet toilet paper

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