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Of course, they’re ball pythons
Bro just wanted some mother fucking snakes on a mother fucking plane.
Airport Security: “Is that three pythons in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”
He was packing a Hydra in his pants
Most guys just have one python in their pants.
We sure it wasn’t just Jonah?
https://theworld.org/stories/2016/07/31/man-worlds-biggest-penis-gets-stopped-tsa-agents
13.5 is crazy, gawd damn
🎵 My python don’t want none unless you got buns, hun!" 🎵
Maybe they’re afraid of heights!
3 pythons? I hope Cleese was one of them, he’s great
Dammmmn! You gotta nice snake!!
Can you imagine if a bite in that area?
Poor airport security, nobodies ever just happy to see them :(
I was so concerned when I misread it as more than 3 pythons somehow. Only three isn’t so bad.