Bulge in man’s underwear at airport turns out to be 3 pythons, Thai officials say

who@feddit.org · 2 days ago

🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social · 2 days ago

Most guys just have one python in their pants.

PainInTheAES@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Of course, they’re ball pythons

PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Bro just wanted some mother fucking snakes on a mother fucking plane.

jordanlund@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

We sure it wasn’t just Jonah?

FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 2 days ago

13.5 is crazy, gawd damn

alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

He was packing a Hydra in his pants

CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

🎵 My python don’t want none unless you got buns, hun!" 🎵

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Maybe they’re afraid of heights!

LuckyDevil@lemmy.zip · 2 days ago

Airport Security: “Is that three pythons in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”

SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

3 pythons? I hope Cleese was one of them, he’s great

Maeve@kbin.earth · 2 days ago

Can you imagine if a bite in that area?

Zier@fedia.io · 2 days ago

Dammmmn! You gotta nice snake!!

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 days ago

Poor airport security, nobodies ever just happy to see them :(

toomanypancakes@piefed.world · 2 days ago

I was so concerned when I misread it as more than 3 pythons somehow. Only three isn’t so bad.