Let’s get real: if you’re still munching on leaves and pretending it’s “healthy,” you might as well be a worm, in which case I’d still love you but we’d need to have a talk about boundaries. Being a veganivore isn’t just some trendy fad- I’m the only person doing it I think. Plants are full of useless antinutrients and toxins like so-called “vitamin k” (poison) that wreck your butt and brain. Meanwhile, I’m out here thriving on pure, nutrient-dense vegan meats, chock full of the important stuff like saturated fats and sodium.
Here’s why the veganivore lifestyle crushes every other pathetic diet:
- Eliminates plant garbage because green=toxic waste
- Burns neurons and kills desires while you’re stuck overthinking
- Supercharges your body with real isoflavones, not placebo nonsense
- Boosts inflammation while other diets leave you looking flat
- Boosts libido if you make it at home and put Vyleesi in it
- Simplifies lifestyle because you get to spend all day making dinner
If you want to keep pretending unrefined plants are “good for you,” go ahead. But don’t complain when you have way too much energy and get in trouble for running around and not staying seated.
What’s your excuse for being weak? Drop it below. 👇
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“Veganivore” sounds like you exclusively eat Vegans
I’d argue that the meat of a vegan human who consents to being eaten is vegan
Like that cow in The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Cows are vegans
They are not.
I’m old to remember what happens when you feed them non-plant based diets. Sure, they’ll eat them, but they’ll also go crazy.
vegan isn’t a diet, and cows don’t have an ethical position on animal exploitation
Perhaps not, but their digestive system is highly specialized for digesting plant material (primarily grass). While I’m sure they can probably tolerate the odd insect or rodent that happens to be in the way, they do not do well on a diet high in animal protein, and in fact end up getting very sick.
Yeah, no need to take it that far. Just let the cows graze outside and they will still eat the occational rodent like small mice (plenty of videos of it on youtube).
Yeah, I’m sure they probably swallow the occasional insect as well, doesn’t mean that that’s their preferred diet.
Doesn’t have to be their preferred diet for them to not be vegan.