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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago

Lick it.

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Lick it.

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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago
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  • ch00f@lemmy.world
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    I also suggest putting ketchup in the soap pump dispenser. Really throws them for a loop.

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    I have one that says “don’t be afraid to take whisks” next to one that says “do crimes”

  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    Meanwhile in the kitchen

    LIFT THE LID BEFORE YOU PEE

    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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      9 hours ago

      IF IT’S YELLOW, LET IT MELLOW.

    • Zier@fedia.io
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      Right next to the crockpot.

    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      This is even better.

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    First thing I’m going to do when I get a bandsaw is cut out a cursive “Ingest” to put in my kitchen. Then possibly an “Excrete” in the bathroom. “Shit Shower Shave” would be another option.

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      A cricut machine & some removable vinyl can accomplish this at a fraction of the price.

      Ingest, process, excrete is way better than “live/laugh/love”

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        I’m a woodworker, so I have a reason to own a bandsaw other than this project, I don’t need a cricut. I don’t have a band saw already because there is NO room in my shop for one. It’s actually getting hard to walk around in there.

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          Scroll saw would be more effective for this, but the bandsaw would be more versatile.

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            Much harder to remove fingers with a scroll saw. Also way tighter curves and blind holes can be done. Plus you can get old ones for almost free off marketplace.

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    Lick the bowl, drink the bong water.

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    I love it. I want it. Gimme the sign!

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