I also suggest putting ketchup in the soap pump dispenser. Really throws them for a loop.
I have one that says “don’t be afraid to take whisks” next to one that says “do crimes”
Meanwhile in the kitchen
LIFT THE LID BEFORE YOU PEE
IF IT’S YELLOW, LET IT MELLOW.
Right next to the crockpot.
This is even better.
First thing I’m going to do when I get a bandsaw is cut out a cursive “Ingest” to put in my kitchen. Then possibly an “Excrete” in the bathroom. “Shit Shower Shave” would be another option.
A cricut machine & some removable vinyl can accomplish this at a fraction of the price.
Ingest, process, excrete is way better than “live/laugh/love”
I’m a woodworker, so I have a reason to own a bandsaw other than this project, I don’t need a cricut. I don’t have a band saw already because there is NO room in my shop for one. It’s actually getting hard to walk around in there.
Scroll saw would be more effective for this, but the bandsaw would be more versatile.
Much harder to remove fingers with a scroll saw. Also way tighter curves and blind holes can be done. Plus you can get old ones for almost free off marketplace.
Lick the bowl, drink the bong water.
I love it. I want it. Gimme the sign!