• idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    I don’t know anyone dumb enough to find out. That is viscerally unpleasant to imagine doing. It’s some of the most sensitive tissue on your body and you’re supposed to sit directly over water that was boiling a few minutes ago?

    • waz@feddit.uk
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      16 hours ago

      I can’t work out, how kinder eggs can’t have toys inside them in the US, in case some kid scarfs the whole thing in one go, but a product that could cause serious scalding by not following the steps exactly, especially to such sensitive skin could possibly be ok?

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        6 hours ago

        Because you’ve been a victim of corporate anti-regulation propaganda.

        The Kinder egg thing is because anything non-edible is banned from being mixed into foodstuffs as a general food quality measure. As in you can’t add gravel or dirt or whatever. It was also supposed to ban sawdust but they realized they could just call it cellulose and say it’s a fiber supplement.

        This has the side effect of banning cheap plastic trash in your cheap chocolate that is a stupid product for morons (children).

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        9 hours ago

        easy… girls dumb enough to chrke on kinder eggs grow to be dumb enough to poach their vag

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        13 hours ago

        I think even if following the steps exactly there could still be burns. “a few minutes” is ambiguous and could be technically satisfied after just 3 minutes.