NATO Secretary-General Mark Rutte called President Donald Trump “Daddy” on Wednesday, reacting to the president’s recent use of expletives when he accused Iran and Israel of violating a ceasefire agreement.
Early Wednesday morning during a bilateral meeting between Trump and Rutte during the NATO Summit in The Hague, Netherlands, Trump likened the countries of Israel and Iran to “two kids in a schoolyard” that had a “big fight.”
“You know, they fight like hell. You can’t stop them. Let them fight for about two-three minutes, then it’s easy to stop them,” he continued.
Rutte raised eyebrows when he interjected, “Daddy has to sometimes use strong language to get them to stop.”
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Yet the White House continues to embrace the “daddy” title, posting on X a video compilation of Trump’s NATO trip set to the tune of Usher’s “Hey Daddy (Daddy’s Home)” with the accompanying text: “Daddy’s home… Hey, hey, hey, Daddy.”
Hahahaha is this for real?
I wake up every day asking that same question.
David after dentis may have been a 2008 viral video, but it still has quotes that apply to the modern day. Quotes such as:
“Is this this real life?”
“Is this going to be forever???”
And can’t forget…standing in his chair, with all his might, letting out all his rage…
“AAAAUUUUGGGHHHHHHH!!!”
before collapsing back into his chair with no energy.
I really feel like there’s some real paralells between living modern day life, dealing with this shit, and a 7 year old boy having dental drugs. Which, by the way, I’ve had root canals, and pulled teeth. I never get the good shit! They’re just like “Here, let us stab you with needles in your mouth until everything goes numb.”
Meanwhile, David was high as balls, and turns into a prophet of adulthood.
…wait. If he was 7 in 2008. Then that means there’s a statistically good chance that somewhere is at least one woman who’s slept with the now adult David.
Do you think that high energy scream thrust is his O-face?
Your comment was insightful and thought provoking until it got very weird at the end there.
Thanks!
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Why are conservatives like this? Such a servile people.
Rutte is such a slimy piece of shit. The shit he did in the Netherlands, only to get promoted to NATO Secretary-General…
Bro is being REALLY kinky as an official act. I first heard about Rutte about 2 days ago. How is he this submissive in public? Is he into the omegaverse or sometging? Is he trying to get bred by Trump?
Rutte’s a slimy chameleon, he’s very good at molding himself into whatever the person he’s interacting with wants him to be. Trump wants a boot licker so he’s licking boots. He’s also utterly shameless which is why he’s so comfortable publicly debasing himself like this.
I believe it, but are we sure he’s not trying to be bred too?
Creepy.
