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Wouldn’t just a light sabre incinerate a slug?

I’ve seen storm troopers and they are absolutely shit at close range

Any range now that I think about it

How do you cock it?

I have curtains and use them mainly for climate control. If someone wanna watch me do the dishes that’s on them 🤷

Stealing gold instead? It weighs a lot.

Kelly’s heroes comes to mind

Just some years ago the dead internet theory was said to be a fun but untrue thought. Well.

Is it dishwasher safe?

Jurassish Park

Yes. I get Drottninggatan but the others? Is even the 2010 bombman here?

TIL there has been four terrorist attacks in my country

Iirc it’s not immigrants but Airbnb. I’ve read articles about it, but it might be somewhere else

“Wow can’t be fun to live in Tiran- holy fuck Lisbon!”

I know my cats are on surfaces they’re not allowed to when I’m sleeping or away. But why do they have to be disrespectful and do it in front of me!?

If he spawned in during the cold war he would probably denounce them. The bourgeoisie wasn’t removed, just replaced and the proletariat kept in chains. At least in the Soviet Union 🤷

You should ask on .ml for just for the lulz

“he’s not attracted to small children, just slightly bigger children!”

I am idijit

No, because then it would have been an extremist left hoax and everyone would have moved on

And WW2 lasted 50% longer

Like, I am not allowed to or I just physically can’t?

How else do you cure a cough?