6 consecutive wins, and 1 draw in the latest game against my father in law. We each claim it was a charity call but he’s the sweetest guy in the world so I know I woulda taken him in the end.

My sister’s boy, though, he plays it cold. It’s a nail biter from the first roll if he’s in. We only played once and he stonewalled me so hard we both agree it was pure dumb luck he landed on one of the yellows and I was prepared with my hail-mary setup despite the fact he practically lives at the power station for how often he misses the yellows. Then I turned the screws hard and hit up the chest for a ride to St James for the pain and me hooting like a bastard.

We are a mean bunch. Last family game they all ganged up to knock me out early but I hung on like a cockroach until they got bored and fell to infighting. Soon as they had to start mortgaging their crap to fund the chrome I could breathe. How I crowed when my sister gave up. I try to be a good winner (or loser) but being an absolute dick is important for monopoly so they don’t play that game with me leat I lose next time.

Hate that game. Wanna play?