- Erotic Culinary Sciences
- Antisocial Studies
- Traditional & Postmodern Hentai
- Brewery Appreciation
- Phallic Arts (w/ professional dildowright certification)
- Livestock Inversion Studies
What the fuck is livestock inversion studies?
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“What the fuck is livestock inversion studies?”, my mother exclaimed with tears in her eyes while her shaking hands grasped the course syllabus.
Cow tipping
Tipping culture is getting out of hand.
You learn how to make sausage.
Applied Racism
You mom sounds cool. :)
How about a non made up one: Egyptology
The only useful thing you can do with a degree in Egyptology is to teach Egyptplogy, which gives those students the exact same problem. It’s like a big pyramid scheme.
I prefer Sudanology
Bottom 101: It’s better to receive than to give.
Onion genetics
Onionetics: the study of general horseshit
Aren’t all major technically made up?
Also, Semantics & Pedantry 101.
101
I think a major in Semantics & Pedantry would impress your mom, but specifically majoring in the intro-level course is a risky decision.
This guy pedants
Technically the truth. Just like how humans named the brain.
By cry, do you mean tears of disappointment or tears of joy?
Sex toy design
And testing
In the adult entertainment industry
gender studies
So your mom likes sexism, or would they be tears of joy?
