20 inches
doubles in length
takes off my robe and wizard hat Nah I’m good.
…said the stable boy
I doubt he’s stable now
growing a third leg is great for stability
He’s a stable MAN now.
They don’t call him Drath’nor the Anus Destroyer for nothing.
You build a bridge and do they call you Drath’nor the Bridge Builder? You educate the young and so they call you Drath’nor the Teacher? You protect your sheep in a storm and do they call you Drath’nor the Shepard?
No
But you make ONE dodgy curry for the village…
Yeah, the blood of a thousand innocent anus didn’t come from consent
The best thing about lemmy is that it brings back things like this that I often thought about and really wanted to find again to be able to fill the gaps in my memory, but couldn’t remember enough about it to be able to find on Google.
Its not the first time it happens to me. Anyway, thanks op. I had given up hope on finding this one again.
This is what Reddit used to do for me. The weirdest thing Reddit ever did was give me the name of an insect that for years I tried to Google when I would see it and I have legitimately only ever seen the bug 3 times in my 28 years of life. They are so small, so infrequent, and so rare that I thought for years I wasn’t even seeing an I sect but just a fuzz from a dandelion once it changes.
I mean for actual fucking years I could not find the regular name, the slang name (usually changes based on dialect, or even the scientific name. The amount of times I searched for “white fuzzy bug” or “white floating bug.” No matter the combination. I even would tell people, “I remember seeing this bug and I have seen it so rarely I don’t even know if it is real.” And most of my friends would say, “yeah never seen it.” And then that one friend would say, “dude me too.” And then one fucking day I open Reddit and God dammit if I didn’t believe it someone gave me the name. Actual years of feeling insane and thinking those little fuckers were a sign of something higher because of how fragile and cute they are and Reddit not only gives me the name, confirms I am sane but enlightens me on the little bastards they actually are.
I am from West Virginia and if you made it this far well by God if you have seen one then I swear on mother nature you aren’t insane and we are in this together.
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Huh?
I’m from West Virginia too. My mom told me they were fairies.
I legit believed that shit.
I am from far far south, different dialect. Everybody know that.
While I always advocate for starving trolls, sometimes feeding them yields hilarious results.
I put on my wizard hat n robe…
I’m gandalf, the anus destroyer, and you’re my simple hobbit.
Blood of a thousand innocent ani
Octopi
Isn’t “of a thousand anus” a dative construct, so the plural should be “anis”?
Afaik you don’t declinate loanwords beyond the plural, but you’d have to ask Merriam Webster for that.
So one of those words needed to be censored. I wonder what it was.
I’m kidding, I know what it is.
Democrat?
Nice. I put on my wizard robe and hat.
EDIT: Goddamn it, everybody thought of this one!! The Interwebz is too small.
That joke is old enough to drive… 🤣
Getting some fear and hunger vibes from this rp.
I target the phallus with my blade attack
why was removed censored?
I think it’s kinda funny when people censor only slurs but leave all other insults, like it will make it less offensive lol
Because much of the internet is based in california
Sexual harassment is not funny just because the victim is a straight guy. If this happened to a woman, everyone would be rightfully up in arms.
Off topic but for some reason out of nowhere ass reminds me of noodles.
the most interesting thing about this is the fact that “removed” is blurred out, but not “gay ass queer”. times have changed and i feel so fucking old.
e: til you can’t say it on lemmy.
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Why is faggot censored?
Because it breaks Rule 1
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
OP isn’t using it. He’s quoting someone else using it.
Then it breaks Rule 5:
No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
That’s ridiculous, quoting harassment is in no way itself harassment. That would undo just about every awareness campaign ever.
I don’t buy into the concept of hate speech.
Wait, is the punch line just “sexual harassment is funny”? I must be missing something. The guy said he didn’t like the attention and green straight up continues with " … said the stable boy." rather than apologising, or dropping it.
This is straight up verbal sexual harassment. 🤔Why is this being upvoted? 🥴 Even if it’s fake, the joke is still “Isn’t it funny that the guy said stop, but he didn’t stop?! lol.”
It breaks Rule 5:
No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
Edit: To the downvoters: 🤣
Edit 2 Electric Boogaloo: 😗
I’ll be monitoring further responses and then blocking this community. Thanks for helping me filter out toxic communities on Lemmy.
I thought this was Lemmy Shitpost, not Lemmy’s shitstain. 💩
Edit 3: I love that I call out sexual harassment and I’m met with sexual harassment by users in this community. Hmmm, it’s almost like this type of content encourages certain behaviours. Ain’t that interesting?
So long and thanks for all the fish ☮
…screamed the stable boy.
Now we have actual written sexual harassment documented in this thread. 🤡
Rules 1 and 5 are being openly broken. Thanks for showing me the dregs of this community.
Skill issue
Lighten up Francis.
Mate, I’m lighter than a kite. Any apparent anger in my posts is due to your projection.
You need to chill, man.
Probably because it isn’t real.
Nothing happens ever.
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Rule 1, bro.
What’s rule 1? No doublings?
Lemmy’s shitstain? I feel like you are harassing this community and breaking rule 5. Please throw out your computer, thank you.
I didn’t say this is Lemmy’s shitstain, I said I thought this is Lemmy Shitpost and still think it is, and that this is not Lemmy’s shitstain.
But new shit has come to light, and I’m reconsidering.
Still not saying that this place is a shitstain yet. It could be, but I haven’t confirmed it yet. If you want me to confirm it, then add another insult to injury and click downvote to this post.
Get MAID
Bro he called him “faggot”. This was not a one way street
Well that’s not very civil
So your agreeing with me that there was sexual harassment, and then there was more sexual harassment?
Thank you for proving my point even further.
Edit: It’s even worse!
That means this content breaks Rule 1 as well
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
So your agreeing with me that there was sexual harassment, and then there was [homophobia]?
Welcome to internet humor 20 years ago
This is fake (like all of these conversation screenshot posts, welcome to the internet, where have you been) and what makes it funny is the fact that it’s fake. If a man posted it as “I’ve got harassed by X and this is my story” the majority would react similarly to you (some ppl would still be haha funny as we can see from actual sh/sa posts and those people can go fuck themselves). But it isn’t, we all know it’s fake, we all laugh about the absurdity of it and that’s it.
So a fake sexual assault story that can be viewed as funny is OK now? Thanks for the heads up.
idk if true or copypasta. If not copypasta, can we make it into one?
Technically they are right; it does violate the rules of the sub and assuming it wasn’t staged or made up, that is a pretty douchey thing to do to somebody. I can see why they’d be offended.
It’s still absolutely hysterical of course, but they do have a point.
Lmao, shit-tier trolling
It doesn’t feel like sexual harassment to them because it’s directed towards a straight male. Change the words to “stable girl” and everyone would call it creepy instead of funny (as they should, because it is). Don’t try to reason with these people, it will just needlessly make you angry.
