I saw this post, and happened to be at work so I made it.
Edit: seems like some apps aren’t displaying the picture, might have to open in a browser.
You nailed it, but you’re missing one, supercritical piece.
Haha I am, and I might remake them to hold a ball bearing or something later.
The Demon Core, now available at IKEA
Core Demon, a new fragrance from L’Alamos
Am I the only one who thought this was a uranium core until you spot the fondue poker?
That’s exactly what I saw. I thought the fork was just propping it open to prevent a nuclear reaction.
It’s a reference to the demon core, which was similarly propped open like that with a screwdriver.
That’s what I was thinking of, couldn’t remember the name while I ordered Jack in the Box
The fondue overheats in a hurry if you close the lid.
Does it kill everyone in the room within weeks?
Only if you leave it closed too long.
Depends exactly how far away they are from it.
Days
damn canadians about to invent new warcrimes
Not like we don’t have a rich tradition of doing that…
Close, the Demon core was plutonium
ITT: people not getting that they get the joke.
I have one at home, when I take a picture the camera becomes all noisy though
It actually splits the room apart, as it clashes with the larger room pieces.
This clearly follows the decorating philosophy of fissiong shui, not fusiong shui.
Spice Spice Baby!
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