It’s not a magazine, it’s a Lemmy instance. Get those gains!

They are our best defense against the sunk russian ships.

Nice, I was hoping someone would get that!

Yes, read my post history. These are one of the secrets wonders of Lemmy.

I use he/him, not they.

I kinda felt dirty writing this one, especially if he ends up doing it.

Yes, but a rabbi can be in government. The religious title was added to increase the hypocrisy of the statement.

No, he was attached to the worg.

This won’t go away until they release trump’s long-form rape certificate.

I feel the mine density and ability to react with artillery and their own drones still slows the Ukrainians on large scale offensives, we’re seeing conditions even the US never planned for. More likely russia cracked like germany in WW1, a rear collapse that leads to terms.

Once went to a home where a very obese patient was laying on the floor with a foot injury, and called because her leg felt numb. I adjusted her to the other side due by moving some pillows, and she felt a painful “pins and needles feeling” for a moment, which then got better. I explained to her and her mother that she had put too much pressure on a nerve and needed to adjust her position regularly.

Two. Hours. Later. Same house called for leg feeling numb. I called for lift assist and took her to the hospital, because if they couldn’t follow directions she needed adult supervision rather than taking one of two county ambulances out of service over and over.

Hillary Clinton is bisexual, leaning lesbian, and was having an affair with Anthony Weiner’s wife.

It fits a lot of the behavior and side comments of people close to the situation, including the email scandal and his behavior at the time. But I have no real information and never expect to.

I also said “list of mistresses of legal age,” not “list of mistresses.”

They’re a Lemmy original!

You can’t have sex with a video game though.

Is it because they’ll only let you inside if you paid a lot of money?

Could there somehow be a new form of life on uranus causing it to be hotter than expected?

I’ll admit this one was unfair today, but I write when I think of them.

Fiction accomplished.

Hey, what can you say, we were overdue.