::Stewart Mild shock gif:::

Get Tapestried at Starbase 420.

If Voyager “Ship 'o Death” does it, it’s not prosecutable.

Hellyeah me hearty

They have an (annual?) “Captain Picard Day”. Most of the crew will be with him. Drop off the civilians and the botanists somewhere…safe. 👀 Decimate, starting with the planet Scotland candle ghosts and any other embarassing enemies. Find the Nexus again.

Adopt, don’t shop. Cyrano Jones’ all have STDs

There’s also a single rabbit, mired in self pity under the bench.

I smell Scentsy wax melts.

And my Bluesky and any other socials I’ve forgotten I use…with immediate effect.

Voyager is just a bad boyfriend. Not memorably bad…just bad. “You’ve had a car wreck and he stopped to get a beer with friends on the way” bad.

His seashell from hell ears are freakin’ me out.

Awww I’m a muse. Out here in the shed brewin’ ale and I’m a muse!

That’s a interesting question that is a rabbit hole! Were I on X, I would ask one of the guys who unofficially lurk at Starbase. Or just ask Elon, he seems to be willing to respond to engineering questions, for good or for evil.

Sorry about your breakfast.

Good night, sweet booster princess.

I just noticed that they have matching, highly stylized, nerdy sunglasses.

I know…they’re legendary autists, don’t make them self-conscious or they’ll become catatonic with anxiety. They love their work, just never draw attention to them personally.

Shudder. Don’t bring it up, keep it locked away.

Awww yeah, you dad

Twilight just needed more weevils and death.