Previous move:
- BlueSky transferred ownership to Sopuli.
- Tumblr gave their King a skateboard.
- Discord’s Bishops are on a 1-week leave to elect a new pope.
- Reddit alphabetized their back rank.
Change our king into a tech CEO, time to embrace, extend extinguish.
I vote Ballmer.
Conduct a Comsat Station Scan at I8 to simultaneous scan for lurkers and also let mom know its ok that you’re missing dinner.
+4 and set the color to green
research iron working
Just In case no one is gonna comment, knight f3. Probably a dumb move, I’m not that good.
Throw down toxic spikes and return ownership to Bluesky
I play the magic card, Pot of Greed. Pot of Greed allows me to draw two cards from my deck.
Turn our pawns into the mice from Chu-Chu rocket.
Drop the International Space Station on Sonic
Alternatively:
Deploy Amy Rose to chase Sonic off the board with incessant fangirling marriage proposals.
Change the logo to fediverse logo, give torches to zombies
Connect the right and left edge of the board making it a cylinder and then take a rock with our rock by moving backwards
Have the pawns revolt and institute a constitutional monarchy.
Put a cannon on Kamchatka
Construct mega chessatron.
Bishop F1 takes on H3. Zombies are sacrilege
Zombies are on our side.
