the hard ass photo is for free btw
I’m fairly bulky but my eyeballs no work good so I can’t shoot for shit.
Hulk smash?
Soylent too spensive for my unemployed buttocks
Are those tits on that there Luigi?
Are those gains from shrooms? Or just pure CEO hatred?
“That’s just how it is on this bitch of an earth”
Look man
Its hard to get swole when they run out of my cookies n cream protein shakes.
thicc thighs, save lives. so do thicc arms and cores.
Well I’m decidedly not swole but I do rock climb. I can death grip anything
You can… Firmly grasp it?
Yeah I can firmly grasp anything
RIP your (partner’s?) cock
I haven’t had one of those for like a year now
Congrats?
Dude I’m trying my ancestors were all office workers, my lanky ass is not built for muscle!
Join the swoletariat, comrades!
