Dad has recently gotten himself a much younger girlfriend whom he has moved in last month. My bedroom and their bedroom are wall to wall. The fact that they fuck doesn’t make me uncomfortable - so happy for them, but they do it on max volume. No joke. Every night at 11 and in the morning at 6 on the clock. These walls are paper thin apparently.
Have loud sex with a woman his age to turn the tables.
Make it dad’s ex-wife to really get to him.
The oedipus offensive
I giggled far too long at this
Aww man. You made my day, thanks
What if he’s widowed, not divorced
I too choose that guys wife.
There’s nothing like a cool body on a warm summer night.
Did they stutter?
I don’t see another solution.
Have loud sex with dad make girlfriend sleep in your bed?
Genius! She’ll hear the commotion and tell Dad to keep it down.
This is the way.
And dont forget to make eye contact with him to assert dominance.
A true power move.