WASHINGTON—Claiming that preservation efforts had impeded U.S. seafood production for far too long, President Donald Trump announced Wednesday that he had opened up the nation’s aquariums to commercial fishing. “Starting today, fishermen will finally be allowed to sail into America’s protected aquariums, drop a net in any marine exhibit they please, and begin trawling,” Trump […]
Fisherman breaking down homeowners doors like the local SWAT team demanding you reveal where your fish tank is
They fly a chopper over your yard with a bucket and now they have all your fish