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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

Once-in-a-generation

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Once-in-a-generation

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago
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    If you didn’t buy so many pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts you would have been rich by now

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      Instructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks

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        You god dang gen z’s are going to get my CFA designation revoked

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          I’m actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷

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            I see you’re also an expert in bird law

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            I renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode

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      Got it. I’m gonna have a nice hot avocado late and some cinnamon sticks on pumpkin toast

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        I’m starting to notice a problem…

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          Wait are you serious?

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            I’ve never joked in my life

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