Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · edit-22 days agoSLPT: Having trouble dating in your 30s+? Attend a class on Financially Planning for Divorce to meet wealthy people who will soon be single.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up136arrow-down10
arrow-up136arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Having trouble dating in your 30s+? Attend a class on Financially Planning for Divorce to meet wealthy people who will soon be single.plus-squareKit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · edit-22 days agomessage-square11fedilink
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 days agoSLPT:plus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up134arrow-down10
arrow-up134arrow-down1imageSLPT:plus-squarelemmy.worldFundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 days agomessage-square4fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 2 days agoSLPT: Not happy with your living situation? It could be a lot worse. If you were on Mars you wouldn't even have enough oxygen to breathe! Venus would crush and boil you!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Not happy with your living situation? It could be a lot worse. If you were on Mars you wouldn't even have enough oxygen to breathe! Venus would crush and boil you!plus-squarekriz@slrpnk.net · 2 days agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 days agoSLPT: Need an item? Check out stores! There are a lot of different kinds and most towns have them. It's a quick and easy way to get an item. message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Need an item? Check out stores! There are a lot of different kinds and most towns have them. It's a quick and easy way to get an item. kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 4 days agoSLPT: If you are in a dangerous situation and someone yells "Duck!", make sure they aren't talking about the bird or you could end up looking real stupid. message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you are in a dangerous situation and someone yells "Duck!", make sure they aren't talking about the bird or you could end up looking real stupid. kriz@slrpnk.net · 4 days agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · edit-25 days agoSLPT: Getting ready for a first date? Wear dirty underwear with a little poo inside. This helps you resist the evils of premarital sex. message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Getting ready for a first date? Wear dirty underwear with a little poo inside. This helps you resist the evils of premarital sex. kriz@slrpnk.net · edit-25 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 13 days agoSLPT: End all your longwinded tangential AuDHD rants about obscure topics with "thank you for coming to my TEDTalk."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: End all your longwinded tangential AuDHD rants about obscure topics with "thank you for coming to my TEDTalk."plus-squareApytele@sh.itjust.works · 13 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Lauchs@lemmy.world · 21 days agoSLPT: Show your partner you know and care about their family and friends by bringing them up in the bedroom.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Show your partner you know and care about their family and friends by bringing them up in the bedroom.plus-squareLauchs@lemmy.world · 21 days agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 21 days agoSLPT(xmas): If it's for a local business, you can probably just print out something that looks like a gift card. Chances are whoever you gift it to won't redeem it anyway. message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT(xmas): If it's for a local business, you can probably just print out something that looks like a gift card. Chances are whoever you gift it to won't redeem it anyway. kriz@slrpnk.net · 21 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Lauchs@lemmy.world · 22 days agoSLPT: Make sure your kid's brain gets all the blood it needs by only carrying them upside down. message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Make sure your kid's brain gets all the blood it needs by only carrying them upside down. Lauchs@lemmy.world · 22 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Lauchs@lemmy.world · 23 days agoSLPT: Everyone loves baby animals so always try to have a wolf spider and her babies nearby!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Everyone loves baby animals so always try to have a wolf spider and her babies nearby!plus-squareLauchs@lemmy.world · 23 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Lauchs@lemmy.world · 24 days agoSLPT: Double your reading efficiency by only reading even pages. message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Double your reading efficiency by only reading even pages. Lauchs@lemmy.world · 24 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Lauchs@lemmy.world · 25 days agoSLPT: Show interest in your friends kids by asking about them, specifically, how many years until they turn 18. message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Show interest in your friends kids by asking about them, specifically, how many years until they turn 18. Lauchs@lemmy.world · 25 days agomessage-square0fedilink
TinyGuy449@sh.itjust.works · 26 days agoSLPT Feeling alone? You can easily make friends by going into a police station and screaming "i have a bomb", they will think youre realy funnymessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT Feeling alone? You can easily make friends by going into a police station and screaming "i have a bomb", they will think youre realy funnyTinyGuy449@sh.itjust.works · 26 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Lauchs@lemmy.world · 26 days agoSLPT: Save time by wiping while pooping. message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Save time by wiping while pooping. Lauchs@lemmy.world · 26 days agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 27 days agoSLPT: Carry some kind of weapon on you AT ALL TIMES, and be aware of your surroundings. You never know when you could encounter a CEO message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Carry some kind of weapon on you AT ALL TIMES, and be aware of your surroundings. You never know when you could encounter a CEO kriz@slrpnk.net · 27 days agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 month agoSLPT: Don't bother trying to remember to rotate your mattress every 6 months. Just sleep at a different angle every night. message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Don't bother trying to remember to rotate your mattress every 6 months. Just sleep at a different angle every night. kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-24 months agoSLPT: Are you a listener, wr⋮ter or career? Start your day with a glลรธ of water, moɾn۱n𝚐 pa𝚐eธ and a 2h product𝘭vıty bꙫөɾper!plus-squarefiles.catbox.moeimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageSLPT: Are you a listener, wr⋮ter or career? Start your day with a glลรธ of water, moɾn۱n𝚐 pa𝚐eธ and a 2h product𝘭vıty bꙫөɾper!plus-squarefiles.catbox.moeChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-24 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 5 months agoSLPT: No wine glass? Jam a bundle of uncooked spaghetti into the bottle.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: No wine glass? Jam a bundle of uncooked spaghetti into the bottle.plus-squareDeestan@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square0fedilink
alyth@lemmy.world · 10 months agoSLPT: Believe in karma? Leave your torrents seeding for idle good karma.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Believe in karma? Leave your torrents seeding for idle good karma.alyth@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square0fedilink
