• PugJesus@piefed.socialOPM
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    19 hours ago

    I wonder if the Great War-era Euros felt like we in the modern day would if a sudden massive contingent of fresh troops joined WW3, but introducing themselves with

    "Hewwo, we are set to defend democracy Mr. Pwime Minister •̀⩊•́ "

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      18 hours ago

      That just makes American troops sound like Human Peons from Warcraft.

      “Wha is et?”

      England: “Um, we need to defeat the Kaiser.”

      “More work?”

      England: “Y-yeah. Can you help us?”

      “Right-o.”

      England: “Um, Germany is that way.”

      “Off I go then.”

      America rolls across the countryside

      “Job’s done!”

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        18 hours ago

        American with a shotgun: “I SHOT THE SHERIFF, AND THE DEPUTY, AND YOUR WEE DOGGY TOO”

        Germans: “Scheiße, who invited these lunatics to a civilized war?”