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Cake day: December 10th, 2025

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  • Jimjim@lemmy.worldtoCosmic Horror@piefed.socialThe Cursed Ooze
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    28 minutes ago

    Hmmm its got me thinking. How many mommoths does it take to fill up my car? How much biomass was it before it turned into oil?

    Like maybe 10 mammoths? Maybe just 1? Or maybe 1000?!

    Maybe we can use dead people to start making new oil? I mean, grave yards usually take up very valuable real estate anyway, and they are growing in size exponentially all the time. We need to start being realistic about the dead. How long does it take for someone to turn into gas anyway? Like 1000 years?





  • Walk in to any church thats actin’ right and you can get help volunteering somewhere. Every church ive been a part of has had things like food banks, outreach events, volunteering groups that do just about everything, oh and want to know a sweet secret? Most churches DO have mortgage/rent assistance. The church i go to right now will give anyone 300$/month, for any reason, as long as you actually need it, but you dont really have to verify anything, but for that you do have to be a “member” of the church, and to become a member, you have to come at least once, thats it, just show up once, or twice maybe someplaces.

    If you wanted to game the system, become a member of several churches and get rent assistance. Dont tell anyone I said that last part.




  • Jimjim@lemmy.worldtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.caPick a side
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    3 hours ago

    Well, if youre a “centrist” like me, then you used that designation to try to get out of talking about politics with ass holes on both sides. And also i hate getting “prejudged” -everyone does- because i might like or dislike a certain politician. I am a centrist, truly, but I dont need to prove that to any of you. And this is what I mean when I say “both sides are the same” I mean you assholes harras, insult, degrade, tease, berate, and nearly threaten about how your side is “the good side” and the “otherside” equals the destruction of America. Yeah, well, both sides do that annoying shit. You want to tell me “there’s no such thing as a centrist anymore” and that i am actually on the _________ side. Well f you, you dont get to tell me what side im on.

    Maybe you just feel that since im not with you, that I must be against you? If that overly simple reasoning is where you are at, I dont think we should be friends anyway.

    I dont want to be identified as red or blue, dem or repub. Honestly, im pretty conflict avoidant in general, and politics gets to be such nasty topic and can ruin family and friends. I see it happen more in the past few years than ever. Its really sad! And you know it too!

    Can everyone please just put a sock in it for at least the rest of December? Can we all look for common ground and the things that we can share? Dont look at family through red or blue tinted glasses, but through the lens of love. Let’s put our pride aside for a while and produce good times and love this holiday season.

    Done :).






  • If everyone here only knew what happened the day after Charlie Kirk was murdered, and the strategic war planning, the plan to eliminate certain domestic terrorists. If yall knew, that would be the story that wouldnt die. But since it isnt known by now, it will probably never be known… not exactly anyway.

    Creating such a martyr is never favorable to the party opposing. That kid doesnt realize how many lives he has truly irrevocably destroyed… all of the story is tragic.

    It also is what it is.