I’m also not pirating it btw

Any reason why?

Win through innovation

Has Microsoft ever innovated?

I’ve never seen someone consider the sun to be a reliable usable source of news before.

Considering how companies like Xiaomi were already making it more difficult to install apps I won’t hold my breath.

That’s the average male height in Bangladesh

This is preposterous. He’s never laid a hand on 60% of his wives.

I know that the statistic might be inaccurate but I’m too lazy to find a more recent study