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Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

We've reached the point where houses only get egged by rich kids.

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We've reached the point where houses only get egged by rich kids.

Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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    Hey, poor people could probably invest mere pennies in bird flu infected and/or plain rotten eggs to egg the rich…

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      Every crisis is an opportunity.

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    The new Beavis and Butthead had a segment where they borrowed eggs and tp from a rich family to throw at their house.

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    …and given the cost of housing, only rich kids get egged.

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    Egg prices are only spiking in one country. The rest of us have stable egg prices.

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    And the really rich kids get to use ostrich eggs.

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      Organic free range obviously

  • j_elgato@leminal.space
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    Can’t make an omelette without breaking the bank.

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    Also they probably still have lots of toilet paper left over from the covid days. (Is that still a thing on the US? I only know of it from movies)

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      Hoarding toilet paper, hand sanitizer etc was a brief phenomenon in the US.

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        I meant using toilet paper on houses. Sorry, it was poorly worded.

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    Am I the only one who lops Fabergé eggs at my uncles Scottish castle

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA_Mfvt1IIk

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    That or thieves

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      That or people who don’t live in the US. So, most people.

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