Some choice quotes from the last time I saw a thread like this:
- When I was 8 someone told me that girls go to college to get more knowledge, and boys go to jupiter to get more stupider. And obviously I took that personally ReverendPancakes
- I grew bewbs from the COVID vaccine and decided it was easier to just run with it. DepressivesBrot
- Smaller hitboxes Fantasygoria
- I drank tap water and soy milk.
- life was too easy, so i increased the difficulty setting and this is what happened hdj103
- Clearly because women have such an easier time in life DrHob0
- According to my Mormon ultra right wing father: I have an infatuation with the female body and was bitten by the social contagion bug and there is no cure. The reasoning for this belief is I once told him I don’t think that people who watch porn are bad/going to hell, and I didn’t see it as a problem for someone to watch it. So to recap. I watched porn. Saw naked woman. Went wow v pretty I wanna look like that. Then took hormones👍 mist_wraith_
- I personally felt that my safe access to public bathrooms was too damn high froglipsmulligan
- I couldn’t get a goth gf so I became the goth gf A_Sneaky_Dickens
- Better bouyancy when swimming Blah-Blah-Blah-2023
- To bring down western civilization. MyynMyyn
- Because I was a hitman for organized crime but I got caught. Transitioning was my only option when I went into witness protection when I ratted out my employers. Dakotaisapotato
- So I can balance my phone on my boobs instead of having to hold it when I’m relaxing and watching YouTube Somethingintheway245
- I wanted to study tiddy jiggle physics for animation purposes DaAwesomeNeko
- Um, girls rule, boys drool, duh. MyconautAlien
- I signed up for a trial gender & forgot to cancel. Better_Image_5859
- There were too many dudes in my field (engineering) so I got auto-balanced. Cassie_Darkborn
- So I’d be less embarrassed when choosing a female character in games. throwaway_eclipse1
- A drag queen started reading a book out loud while I was in the same room. ATransFemalePerson
- My eyelashes were too long to not corncrakey
- To get cheaper auto insurance rates 👍 Various_Ad_4533
- Because that shark plushie was just too damn cute not to buy 🏳️⚧️🦈 KingOfRedLlamas
- I started programming and just accidentally became a girl. swiftsorceress
- I used a bunch of drugs and wanted to move on to something harder. So I started taking estrogen. Kept chasing the high. Oops, now I have tits and an ass. FecalAlgebra
- I wanted conservatives to have strong opinions on what I do with my body. ususetq
- Because I sarcastically said “well I have the legs for it” every time the prospect of me wearing women’s clothing came up in conversation in high school. I had to continue the bit. MC_White_Thunder
- No one ever talked to me at the bar and I got tired of buying my own drinks.
- Because I got infected with “The Gay™” as I have no agency of my own SpicyNovaMaria
- I accidentally checked the wrong box on the presurgical paperwork and woke up with boobs Wzd_JA
- In case I have to kill the Witch-king of Angmar SmoothSoup
To spread the trans catgirl agenda of turning eveyone into cute catgirls who like being headpatted and given girlcuddles, thats why I put estrogen in the water supply >:3
Cause I love being hated by everyone around me 😍
I got tired of my paranoia was about non existent threats, so I stepped it up to real threats.
I’m no causal, so I decided to play life on hard mode.
Wanted to finally feel what it feels like to be desired.oops, sorry, wrong answers only. Um, i meant, wanted to know what it feels like to get fetishized and railed.ups, sorry, accidentally true again. Um, i meant, um, i like the pretty hair or sth.
The lengths I go to avoid swimming in public pools are unprecedented.
- I was bitten by a radioactive lesbian.
- I kept fighting with my wife over the air conditioning.
- To get better at karaoke.
I wanted to make minecraft mods
I would have stood out if i was cis
Lost a bet.
I take my RP in games very seriously and was doing Recruitment Drive in OSRS
A game asked me if I was a boy or girl, I chose girl and have since committed to the bit.
That list is god damn funny. Peak comedy.
Conservatives talking about trans people so much infected me with the trans
This but unironically. Conservatives going insane over trans people is what made me decide to learn about trans people, and I learned a thing or two about myself in the process.
Its one of the most effective ways to prevent male pattern baldness.
Finnestride is a gateway drug, it was almost inevitable that I had to move on to something harder.
Accidentally played Celeste
