LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days agoAlso, the Canadian army or something, but they didn't make this particular list.sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1194arrow-down17
arrow-up1187arrow-down1imageAlso, the Canadian army or something, but they didn't make this particular list.sh.itjust.worksLOCKMART@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square42fedilink
minus-squareCorngood@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52·5 days ago compact, tactical France Our France is 3x as big as the original and 99% ice. It also has stop signs that are incomprehensible to English speakers, so good luck figuring that out, invaders.
minus-squareSturgist@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 days agoThey’re foreign dummy, they won’t understand until you repeat it several times at increasing volume.
minus-squareSturgist@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoEncore une fois! Avec… émotion! jazz hands
minus-squareneidu3@sh.itjust.worksMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·edit-25 days agoDo you also have the “beware of ninjas”-sign they have along French highways? EDIT: If that’s not a warning about sudden shurikens, then what else can it be?
minus-squareSomething Burger 🍔@jlai.lulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·5 days agoDon’t forget the folding chair:
minus-squareGraniteM@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·5 days agoI don’t know if you have these, but I’m a big fan of “Tightly-Laced Corset Ahead”
minus-squaredlhextall@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoStupid, sexy Flandersroad
minus-squareYourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systemslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 hours agoThe road is actually in Belgium you don’t know it’s not.
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 days agoWhen I was a little kid I always thought it was a car with legs, lol.
minus-squarefaercol@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 days agoYour stop signs are more French than the stop signs in France
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 days agoYou need to make them legible so that the invaders know to stop
Our France is 3x as big as the original and 99% ice. It also has stop signs that are incomprehensible to English speakers, so good luck figuring that out, invaders.
Arrêt!
What?
Arrêt!
They’re foreign dummy, they won’t understand until you repeat it several times at increasing volume.
ARRÊT!
ARRÊT!
Encore une fois! Avec… émotion!
jazz hands
Do you also have the “beware of ninjas”-sign they have along French highways?
EDIT:
If that’s not a warning about sudden shurikens, then what else can it be?
Don’t forget the folding chair:
I don’t know if you have these, but I’m a big fan of “Tightly-Laced Corset Ahead”
Stupid, sexy
FlandersroadThe road is actually in Belgium you don’t know it’s not.
When I was a little kid I always thought it was a car with legs, lol.
Your stop signs are more French than the stop signs in France
You need to make them legible so that the invaders know to stop