I ate a pizza…FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I read and upvoted this meme for the glory of the empire!
You have fought a glorious battle against lurking…FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I made meatball subs with THE GLORY OF THE AIR FRYER.
Stove-Ken-more awaits!
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I told a member of an LGBT organization in York, UK that I would be happy for any help I can get regarding finding me a job above the UK family visa income threshold so my gay daughter can stay here longer than six months after he offered to look over my CV and give me pointers… for the glory of the empire?
Allies make The Empire stronger. Glory to your house!
Glory to your house! There is force to be found seeking allies!
I brushed my daughter’s hair… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Strong hair! Strong heir! Glory to you and your house!
Strengthening the bonds of your house! Strong houses make for a strong empire! Glory to you!
Shitting… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!
Empty bowels are strong bowels. Glory to your house!
Hey me too! FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Same here, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Went to therapy, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!! ᕦ( ⊡ 益 ⊡ )ᕤ
Supporting mental health is the core of the warrior spirit. Glory to your house!
Stayed up past bedtime… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
The glorious battle against sleepiness! Sto-vo-kor awaits!
May your meetings be long, so you can fight sleepiness once more! For the glory of the empire!
I rode the train… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Mass transit is the lifeblood of the Empire’s economy. Glory to your house!
I cleaned a sink full of dishes by hand because I don’t have a dishwasher … FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
You wrested them with your bare hands? Glory!
You bring honour to your House!
I climbed into bed and started browsing memes on my phone FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.
You summited the bed to achieve the warrior’s rest! Glory to you and your house!
I’ve kneaded, flattened, rolled, and kneaded a mixture of 3 cups flour, 1 cup water, 2 tbsp oil, 1.5 tsp active yeast, 1 tsp salt, and a fistful of sourdough starter lightly adjusting water and flour for the correct consistency (it should be lightly sticky, easy to flatten and roll, and glossy at the end) and then covered with a pair of damp cheese cloths then set aside overnight (the rag may need dampening again in the morning by adding a little water to make the dough let go of it) for the glory of the empire.
Artisan bread feeds the warrior spirit. Glory to your house!
Producing sustinance with great care and sharing your wisdom. A noble undertaking!
Technically sustenance has not been produced until it is baked at 420F for 30 to 35 minutes. Before cooking I add some oil to a parchment paper on a pan and set the dough on top, shaping it and rising it again until later in the day. I also like to make a small mixture of egg and water and use a silicon brush to apply directly to the dough before, in the middle of, and after baking to give it a thin and smooth crust. After cooking, cover with a damp cloth again while still hot to soften it’s crust.
It provides roughly 1800 calories total, can feed two or three people for one meal or it can last two to three days as a side dish. As it contains no preservatives it should not be left unconsumed for longer than a week.
But, like…for the glory of the empire?
What if I want to maximize a hard crust, like in an Italian way? Would it still be glorious?
Roll the shaped dough in a thin layer of flour, or a mixture of flour and cornstarch. Do NOT kneed any cornstarch or corn flour in.
Also, you may still apply eggwash if you wish, but simply do not damp rag over the top after baking.
Glory to you, and your house!
I woke up FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
One more day to fight! Glory to you and your house!
I petted the chicken…FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Chickens are dinosaurs! Glory for your bravery!
I’m about to do my homework - FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
A noble task - preparing oneself to be better equipped for future battle! Qapla!
I read my son a bedtime story and tucked him in bed… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Training a future warrior! Glory to your house!
A noble undertaking. Glory to your House!
