You’re not throwing them at your enemies hard enough.
The crystals, they do nothing!
Healed for -5 HP
Uranium will affect your aura by misaligning your chakras
Under the right conditions it will also misalign your skin with your body.
Never underestimate the potential face melting power of angry Rocks.
@ickplant That’s completely wrong. Each rock/mineral has a hidden skill. Once acquired, you have less money.
Some crystals like torbernite and asbestos have a special skill too, called “radiation poisoning” and “lung cancer”
Money loss is a very common spell as you have very well demonstrated
Placebos can still be effective on a person who knows it’s a placebo.
There are a bunch of crystals that do shit, like molly and meth.
Also, less fun stuff like salt and sugar.
I was a skeptic but a friend who worked at a crystal shop was ALWAYS around them. Even hauling them by the box then two in a matter of months. He was jacked!
/s just in case
Lol 6 crystal mommies downvoted this
Hey, some of those are polestones, and are perfectly capable of storing Stormlight! Just gotta wait for the next hightstorm
Kelek’s breath man, when is the last time you ever heard of a highstorm outside of Roshar?
Speaking of, when does lemmy get cremposting?
Why’s it missing the c? Who knows!
Because the full address would be https://lemm.ee/c/remposting. So the c is already there.
Ah, but you’ll almost always see links like [email protected] - so it doesn’t work as well as it did on Reddit
Just started the second book, damn good so far!
It is brilliant but god damn he needs an editor who will stand up to him. I have stagnated on book 2 after about 5 chapters of tangential world building for some future part of the story. By the time I get there, I won’t remember those 5 chapters.
I’m around halfway through part 1 of book 2, I can’t put it down, I can’t say I agree tbh lol.
Wait for it. It’s coming. A jump into another city somewhere with no explanation and a whole bunch of new characters you haven’t been introduced to. Like a story within a story within a story. I thought my toddler must have been playing with my ebook reader and skipped me to the next book.
Devil’s advocate time: the placebo effect is incredibly powerful, and for many people it’s all that’s needed.
I’m all for this but it’s a slippery slope. People seem to go from using a crystal to get over a small psychological road block to thinking that vaccines cause autism real quick.
So you are saying that paying money to a scammer for a magical rock is a reasonable alternative to seeing a doctor. Also there are different types of placebo effects: https://thelogicofscience.com/2022/09/02/how-well-do-you-understand-placebo-effects
In some cases, yes. Hiccup cures are all placebo, but the placebo effect is all you need to cure hiccups anyway, so in that case they’re just as good as a real cure would be if one existed.
But for something more serious where the placebo effect isn’t enough, it could be actively dangerous if someone chooses the placebo over real treatment.
Never thought of it that way! Good thought.
Some of them do shit. Specifically, exploit the impoverished adults and children who mine them so that rich Westerners can wear them.
Obsidian isn’t even a crystal…
Neither is lapis. Like come on, rock is literally in the name people
Jesus Christ, they’re minerals Marie!
Actually, that’s not true. Fluorite has a slight healing power for your teeth.
Ok, fuck, you got me. Now I have to admit that crystals do have healing power.
Also Quartz is used extensively in electronics, including medical devices that help people with healing or managing their ailments.
Florite the magic Cristal of dental hygien and quartz the magic Cristal of electricity
What about diamond? Those can be traded for large sums of money which can significantly improve your health.
Or severely degrade your life if you need to mine them for subsistence.
What about the healing powers of enjoying yourself with a hobby like collecting a bunch of minerals and just looking at them?
Surely, having a hobby can improve some people’s mental health.
That depends. Is your hobby overrun by charletans using your ignorant faith in easily disproven claims to sell false promises of a better life? Because not only is that detrimental to your mental and financial health, but it is bad for society as a whole as it erodes trust in science and knowledge itself.
People who like shiny crystals decorating their homes aren’t a problem. People who spend money they don’t have on magic because government doctors are trying to put chips in your brain are a real and existential problem.
coprolite?
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