Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoThis happened today at a company in India. Better keep a smile on your facelemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up1561arrow-down19
arrow-up1552arrow-down1external-linkThis happened today at a company in India. Better keep a smile on your facelemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square51fedilink
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up137·1 year agoEveryone who has reported experiencing stress at work has been fired. Everyone who has reported having a really easy time of it has been retained. Incidentally, the amount of work getting done at our company has plummeted.
minus-squarekryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up61·1 year agoAlso incidently everyone remaining is extremely stressed about feeling stressed and getting laid off. Good luck, yall.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·1 year agoNo no no. They’re not stress. Nobody is admitting to being stress. They are, however, much more active on LinkedIn job posting all of a sudden.
Everyone who has reported experiencing stress at work has been fired.
Everyone who has reported having a really easy time of it has been retained.
Incidentally, the amount of work getting done at our company has plummeted.
Also incidently everyone remaining is extremely stressed about feeling stressed and getting laid off. Good luck, yall.
No no no. They’re not stress. Nobody is admitting to being stress.
They are, however, much more active on LinkedIn job posting all of a sudden.