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Hux@lemmy.ml to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

I boiled two eggs. I would have boiled more eggs, but when I asked if anyone else wanted boiled eggs, they said they did not want boiled eggs.

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I boiled two eggs. I would have boiled more eggs, but when I asked if anyone else wanted boiled eggs, they said they did not want boiled eggs.

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Hux@lemmy.ml to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world · 7 months ago
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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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    You can make scrambled eggs in the microwave in 3 minutes

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      How come ?

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        3 minutes in most microwaves boiles water. So you can scramble an egg with water in a small container and it’ll cook it.

        Pretty useful for a quick breakfast in the breakroom right before your shift starts.
        I would test it out at home first to get the hang of it.

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          Works well in leftover cup ramen broth. Stir it in, add any extra seasoning or bits, nuke it and enjoy. Makes the eggs taste like the ramen. I’m not an egg enjoyer but this tastes good.

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            I too enjoy giving my body a shot of sodium.

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          I mix a bit of canned tuna in with mine, it reminds me of my mother.

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            She was a special lady

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              Was???

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                She was a special lady. Still is, but was, too.

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                I’m sorry to have to finally tell you this, SatMag, but… She died during a horrible microwave accident. I… I gave her the leftover fish, I didn’t think she’d microwave it!

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