baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 9 days agoThe Onion should pivot to actual news, since traditional media has embraced lies and absurdity.message-squaremessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1737arrow-down128
arrow-up1709arrow-down1message-squareThe Onion should pivot to actual news, since traditional media has embraced lies and absurdity.baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 9 days agomessage-square47fedilink
minus-squareRandomVideos@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9 days agoSince people are saying that reality is becoming ridiculous, there should be a newspaper that says believable fake things like “people are treating climate change seriously” or “everyone is wearing masks and quarantining after covid-19 pandemic”
minus-squarebeliquititious@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-28 days ago“Republicans voters appalled lawmakers wants to hurt immigrants more than help American families” “Elon Musk announces he is joining Bill Gates and many other billionaires in pledging to give away 90% of their wealth in their lifetimes” “McDonald’s joins a growing movement among companies to prioritize employee happiness and wellness as a means to increase productivity” “Citizens in both Russia and the United States are calling Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump’s upcoming golf fundraiser World War III” I feel like a news site from an alternative timeline where people aren’t dicks to each other would be amazing!
minus-squarepatacon_pisao@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 days agoWe really do live in the shittiest timeline if “normal” news seems so fake now
Since people are saying that reality is becoming ridiculous, there should be a newspaper that says believable fake things like “people are treating climate change seriously” or “everyone is wearing masks and quarantining after covid-19 pandemic”
“Republicans voters appalled lawmakers wants to hurt immigrants more than help American families”
“Elon Musk announces he is joining Bill Gates and many other billionaires in pledging to give away 90% of their wealth in their lifetimes”
“McDonald’s joins a growing movement among companies to prioritize employee happiness and wellness as a means to increase productivity”
“Citizens in both Russia and the United States are calling Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump’s upcoming golf fundraiser World War III”
I feel like a news site from an alternative timeline where people aren’t dicks to each other would be amazing!
We really do live in the shittiest timeline if “normal” news seems so fake now