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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon gives up dating apps

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Anon gives up dating apps

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • Ton the Supermassive@lemm.ee
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    I’m not your mother, be creative and come up with a better idea 🤝

    • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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      Get a part time job at Hobby Lobby or Michele’s. Those places ooze dating-type single woman vibes. There were many things I needed for various projects that have only been locally available from these stores. I get a ton of looks going in there, and I’m like the most oblivious of dudes for that kind of attention.

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        Skip Hobby Lobby since their health care doesn’t include abortions.

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          Or even birth control

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        Manager: “Why do you want to work here?”

        Dude: “Trying to bang a co-worker.”

        Manager: “At least you’re not just here for the paycheck. Welcome aboard!”

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        Single experienced woman who can take their teeth out 😏

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          Who doesn’t like a good gummie?

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