This greentext has lived rent-free in my head for over a decade
Hope peps don’t mind a couple of golden oldies :)
I wasn’t complaining, just greeting an old friend
Stupid Brits. A snake is a “danger noodle,” not a “slippery dippery long mover.”
SMDH
Shaking your dick head?
I, too, poses a… Danger Noodle. 😏
Brits don’t have peanut butter. I mean they do, but a tiny little 8oz jar is like £14. I only know this because peanut butter was one of the many things my British friends were interested in trying, damn near universally, when they came to visit.
I deduce from that, that the rest of this is fake, and therefore in 1998 The Undertaker threw Mankind 30 feet from the top of Hell in a Cell, through an announcers table and onto the concrete floor.
Eating the nuts of peas is an exclusively american thing! What we have is basically ripping off us immigrants
lol, beef wellington (not hamberders) is probably my favorite dish
Also, I might just exclusively refer to sex as “pee pee friction pleasure” now
Motorized… 💀
I feel like I’ve seen this before but with different words
There’s a Brit to yank one too.
