Wouldn’t FBI agents be able to pass a “lie detector” test? Has anyone told Kash they aren’t actual lie detectors?

Even if that system could work reliably, it would handle worse than a normal skateboard and those weird… I don’t know, fenders I guess? Whatever they are, they’d pose a serious hazard for catching on debris.

I can’t work out how this thing operates as a skateboard.

That’s the neat part: It doesn’t!

Bullshit, I don’t believe this man sunbathes.

OK, I’ll just resort to chargebacks. Enjoy, fuckers.

Just like they own water? Fuckers.

This is what they call a pro gamer gyno move.

Kind of a doing planks really incorrectly?

If she can’t, she should learn. Think of how cool it would look!

Extreme huh? Can she do a kickflip?

Cool, I’ll check it out!

Is there a justridingalomg in the Fediverse?

Most companies have a website that may list openings and an HR department you can contact to inquire about jobs if not. You need to figure out a way to network and make friends in the industry to have a good shot though, going to industry related conferences is one way to break in socially if you haven’t already make contacts.

Doing independent work and building up your own clients can sometimes also help, but until you can get in (and even after you do), it’s important to keep growing your professional network and make friends with whoever you can however you can. Social media can help if there are enthusiast communities or professional communities, but stuff like Linkedin can be a total shitshow so brace yourself there.

TBH they fired the QA team a long time ago.

No, really, that’s not a joke: They actually fucking did this.

The people who make the products shit are probably in leadership, so their jobs are fine. Even if they run the company into the ground, they’ll still be fine with their golden parachutes, already vast wealth, and uncanny ability to fail upward.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W959czbBJAA

It would be even better but unfortunately you can’t exceed 100% wrong.

Wait, maybe you can, let me check the AI!

Bike path toll? That sounds made up.

How is completely fucking up literally 50% of the time outperforming exactly???

That’s because it’s all Goddamned Ancient Aliens and Pawn Stars.