The story goes that during the RNC, gay prostitutes are in high demand. There is one such guy who claims to have serviced Lindsay Graham’s anus and said that it was peppered with raised moles, which Graham lovingly refered to as his “little ladybugs”.
Did they give Lindsay Graham a colonoscopy?
Oh dude just fuck you for adding this to the universe.
Please explain, I’d like my daily dose of trauma
The story goes that during the RNC, gay prostitutes are in high demand. There is one such guy who claims to have serviced Lindsay Graham’s anus and said that it was peppered with raised moles, which Graham lovingly refered to as his “little ladybugs”.
Allegedly.
Aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhh
clutches pearls
*clenches butthole, clutches pearls, looks back and says “try again my little entomologist,” closes eyuigsxkhb
Oh God! I blinded myself!
I heard this in his voice.
MEMAW GET THE FIREPLACE TONGS