I’ve mastered the ability to take any idea or thought and transform it into anxiety. Jitters McGee

  • Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I can fluidly open a trash bag, pull it into a straight line, and toss it like a dart, landing it in an open trash can from up to 30ft.

    This only works with those cheap bags that businesses use and this was honed over years of changing trash at various businesses. Not useful, very majestic though.