• Burninator05@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      My opponent has never chainsawed off the head of a dead whale for personal whale anatomy experiments. Do you really want someone without that valuable experience as second in line for the presidency?

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        leans on podium “hey buddy, what are you doing after this?”

        Waltz: “going to pick up my wife and go for a nice drive, you?”

        RFK: “So I’m hearin ‘nothin’. How bout we find some dead animals and relocate them to other places, with oft-stolen items? If I can find a cat, I’m gonna put it by the library with a rolled up $20.”

        Waltz: “Why does it have to be rolled up?”

        RFK: “that’s… look man, that’s just how it already is right now, alright? That’s how the bank lady gave it to me, or whatever. Anyways, if we find a squirrel, I’m putting it at an elementary school with a gun, some drugs and a flamingo lawn ornament.”

        Waltz: “and this is a hobby of yours?”

        RFK: incoherent screaming

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          RFK is an insane piece of shit but he’s been sober for a very long time. He used to be hella addicted to heroin.