アンダーバレルショットガン “Under-barrel shotgun”
魔法の諤迫り合いみたいな “A magic duel of sorts”
パアン shot
ぐわあああ “AAAHHHH!”
ありがとう
まだわたしはあたらしでにほんご
Abracadabra
Alakazam
It’s just like being
Back in 'NamAlaka-BLAM!
Harry Dresden: heavy breathing
Polka will never die!
I love Butcher getting mad at people saying Harry is his self insert, saying it’s actually Butters, then giving Butters two hot girlfriends, a lightsaber, and a rocket skateboard.
A practiced student of Gunjuration, I see
Fuck under barrel shotguns!
Under barrel flamethrower!
Or, hear me out: Under barrel shotgun with an under barrel flamethrower
Pimp my staff
Put an underbarrel Grenade Launcher on the flame thrower
This is why you make friends with an artificer.
Some kinda Harry Dresden approved staff, assuming it doesn’t malfunction or simply blow up.
Fu-eh-Goooooh
“… and that’s why I got a new wand with a shotgun. But enough of me. How did you say was your wand called again?”
“LGM-30 Minuteman”
“That’s a weird name for an even weirder wand. I mean… it’s huge… compensate much?”
“Go on, joke all you want. One day, you’ll see.” deranged laughter
Pro tip: save on encumbrance by ditching the staff and just using the shotgun
Just make the wood stock into a wand, now you have a shotgun that can cast magic missiles for long range targets.
A recorrent gag in the chinese novel when a mage revolts is that the mc often figths other mages that have anti magic talismans or are messing with his casting so he shoots them with a flintlock
Parry this you fucking casual
The wizard casts gun
